Who else thoroughly enjoyed Zoe’s reaction to the breakup in this week’s episode of Hart of Dixie? Though it’s not like I’m happy about Wade and Zoe breaking up – Wade cheating on Zoe was going a little too far if you ask me. But the first few minutes of this episode was hilarious. What do you think? Are you a fan of Emo Zoe?
Lemon’s striped shirt from the end of the episode:
Emo Zoe, in full breakup mode, wakes up with a lollipop stuck to her face…. hahaha her room is a disaster of junk food and empty alcohol bottles. She’s missed six straight days of work but she doesn’t have time to do anything but wallow and cuddle an empty bottle of wine.
Of course Zoe runs into Wade right away. He’s getting coffee from Lavon’s kitchen so Lavon suggests he and Zoe go get coffee at the Rammer Jammer… oh wait, Wade works at the one and only hang out spot in town, the Rammer Jammer. This awkwardness is gonna last a while, though the whole town wants to give Zoe amazing looking pies to help her feel better. Dan LOVES pie. I love pie. Pie is a fantastic breakup cure. Nice call Bluebell.
Rag & Bone ‘Amy’ Pullover Sweater is (sold out)
Lemon, dressed like Nicole Kidman in that movie where she’s a robot wife, runs into Shelby who wants to re-decorate the Breeland household. Magnolia hates Shelby and can’t hide it. Brick and Shelby just got back from a vacation they cut short, Lemon assumes this is because Brick realizes Shelby is annoying. Whoops wrong again Lemon – Brick is gonna ask Shelby to move in!
Diane von Furstenberg Warner Flower Lace Top is (sold out)
Zoe runs into Jonah Breeland, who is still working at her and Brick’s practice. His prescription for getting over a break-up? “Mind blowing sex with a really hot doctor.” Barf.
Tansy takes Zoes to go get trashed. The only solution to Wade-fallout. The bar they end up at also happens to be where Lilianne, another Wade ex, happens to be playing a full set of anti-Wade acoustic ballads. But wait, wasn’t it just noon? How is this bar full? And yeah Lilianne, why does Wade never wear a shirt?
How dare Zoe claim pie can’t make her happy! I call bull-shit. Rose is being two-timed on by her football player boyfriend Max. Zoe also doesn’t pick up on the signs, since apparently this boy changing his status to “in a relationship” but without saying a lick to Rose means that he and Rose are official. Zoe actually meets the “other girl” who blabs about the exact situation that Rose just described, but still doesn’t figure it out until the boyfriend comes in later. Bah.
A.L.C. Ari Blouse is (sold out)
Lemon blackmails George to help her spy on Shelby by investigating Shelby’s condo which is having an open house. Lemon abandons George, who has to run interference with Realtor, while she rifles through Shelby’s things, but later forces him to go through all of Shelby’s legal documents she has laying around. Shelby’s closet looks like a Vegas’s showgirl’s… if that showgirl loved the Container Store. Lemon and George find out that Shelby is in a ton of debt – ie she MUST be a gold-digger. Yay? But they’re almost caught going through Shelby’s stuff by the Realtor, thinking fast, George and Lemon start kissing. Very smooth.
Vanessa Bruno Rose-appliqué silk and linen-blend dress is (sold out)
Shelby and Brick are trying to win over Magnolia by bribing her with gifts, including a very bright Tory Burch bag that is kinda cute and tickets to Carrie Underwood. The happy couple thinks that if they can get one of Brick’s daughters to support the Shelby move-in then the other daughter won’t have a choice. Why not just accept all the gifts and then still tell Shelby to pound sand? Silly Magnolia and Lemon. Brick buys Magnolia a new Toyota Rav 4, nice play, but does she get the purse and concert tickets too???
Lavon and Wade are commissioned by the town pastor to administer the annual church casino-night fundraiser, which turns out to be a pretty swingin’ event. People are dressed up and throwing around a lot of cash. Too bad Wade decides to take a break at the wrong time somebody swipes the lockbox holding all the buy-in cash. Lavon flips out on Wade, who has been kinda abused all night by the town goodie-goodies. Wade turns emo sadface and steps away just as the preacher returns the lockbox to Lavon. Apparently some crazy thought the lockbox was his lunch pail. Uh huh. Only in Bluebell.
Wearing a cute three-tone dress Zoe goes on a stroll with Rose with the idea of catching Max in the act with stink face Tanya, and as it turns out, Max is NOT cheating on Rose. Tanya actually hates Max. Zoe is just super cynical post-Wade and seeing deadbeat, scummy boyfriends everywhere.
O’2nd Pleated Colorblocked Dress is (sold out)
And duh Shelby totally told Brick all about her debt already and had even insisted that in the event she and Brick got married that they sign a pre-nup. This show is all about these repeating these types of plots over and over again – super obvious, but too obvious, clues lead to a logical but incorrect conclusion by a main character that makes them look like an ass.
Akris Punto pleated skirt is (sold out)
Jonah stalks Zoe to some really green pond, and lays some really goofy game on her with his juggling skills. Zoe’s pants are a little crazy, and she half-considers letting the good doctor lay some pipe. Zoe strolls off to go home and pack up Wade’s remaining stuff so she can return it to Wade. The former couple has a civil conversation about moving on, that is a definite relief to Wade and a rare moment of maturity from Zoe. Booooooooo! Hating Wade for more than this one episode woulda brought some spice back to this show! Break up Zoe is hilarious.