This week I was busy drinking wine while watching Hart of Dixie so I feel like I missed a lot of things. But what is there to miss really? Lavon and Annabeth are a couple and Zoe didn’t make such a huge fool of herself in this episode with George, so I’m good. Only 2 episodes to go!
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Vince Colorblock Boat-Neck Sweater is (sold out)
Last week’s Hart of Dixie ended with allusions to Brick being really sick, and Zoe in an ugly sweater getting jealous over George and Tansy moving in together. This week opens up right where last week ended, with Zoe literally choking on her envy/donut and her best friend Lavon is too Annabeth’d to care. Zoe takes this as a sign that she is going to die alone.
Wanda has returned to the Rammer Jammer to serve Wade’s and Lemon’s breakfast, and to witness Wade and Lemon fight over the future of their bar. Is the Rammer Jammer going to be a sports bar or a fancy parlor featuring uncomfy old-timey chairs?
Tansy has taken over George’s houseboat, which now looks like a 1980s hair salon threw up all over it. Thankfully, Tansy’s hillbilly brothers show up all at once to distract George from the mess around him. Looks like the house boat is going to be really crowded this weekend. Good thing Tansy’s brothers aren’t morons… oh wait.
Jonah has returned to Bluebell. YAY? Zoe thinks Brick is trying to push Zoe out of their practice to bring in Jonah. Oh but look, Zoe is a jackass, Brick has cancer… Darn it Zoe it’s not all about you! Brick is just happy that he has Shelby to take care of him, which of course makes Zoe think about her recent near death experience with that donut.
Helmut Lang Tux Blazer is (sold out)
Awkward Zoe almost tackles Shelby out of admiration for Shelby’s commitment to Brick. It is just so romantic that Shelby has not abandoned Brick in his time of need. Especially with an operation so dangerous! Shelby doesn’t like the idea of dangerous and Zoe freaks her out a bit.
Cricket, Annabeth and Lemon are in some sort of overdressed meeting with the other Belles of Bluebell. Lemon and Annabeth hijack the meeting to throw a wine tasting party that somehow will open Wade’s eyes to the power of the old-time settee Lemon wants for the Rammer Jammer.
Zoe’s talk with Shelby apparently scared the crap out of Shelby enough for her to promptly ditch town… and Brick. Now its up to Zoe and Jonah to get Shelby back to Bluebell before Brick finds out he’s been abandoned.
George and Tansy’s brothers are bonding by getting wasted and having George babysit these crazy hicks who want to pee in Wade’s tailpipe. GET OUT.
Looks like LemonBeth’s wine-tasting-pro-chaise-
Zoe tracks Shelby to some boutique container store. Shelby refuses to go back to see Brick through his cancer surgery, until Zoe holds Shelby’s coupons hostage and Shelby shows up at the hospital to help ease Brick into surgery.
Carl Winslow wants California Merlot, all the town hicks want MMA. Too bad Wade cut off the wine order and Lemon slashed the cable. Nobody is happy, Boo hoo
What could be harder to resist than a marriage proposal from a hospital bed? Before he goes under the knife Brick asks Shelby, who still wants to peace out, to marry him. Wow, how the hell can she say no to that? Guilt-city.
Tansy is pissed at George for ditching her brothers. This is a little ridiculous. Cue the country music. And the Sheriff calling George telling him that he’s got Tansy’s bros locked up for car molestation…also silly. At the station, George takes responsibility for Tansy’s brothers and tells the Sheriff that he considers them family. Tansy overhears this and all is well again.
The Rammer Jammer’s first Wine & Fight night turns out to be a mixed drink and women’s arm wrestling mixer, which also happens to be a great success. Of course Annabeth and Lavon secretly take full credit. The whole thing just gives Lemon and Wade a false sense of confidence and they start knocking down walls to build a “function room”. Too bad the wood beams are all rotted and in trying to expand the Rammer Jammer they just lost all their money.
Kate Spade New York ‘Maria’ Dress is (sold out)
Brick’s surgery went swimmingly, which means that Shelby is back on the Brick-Shelby train because duh she wont have to take care of a sick old man. But here’s Zoe telling Brick about Shelby wanting to peace out, and somehow Brick is ok with Shelby being a “fair weather girlfriend” because at least he put his balls, oops I mean cards, on the table. This inspires Zoe to go throw herself at George. YUCK. Thank god George flips out on her. He likes Tansy for reals. Phew.