Hart of Dixie season 2 is winding down, as are my recaps, because I will probably not be recapping this show next season. Why you ask? Because recapping this fast moving slap-stick train wreck of a show has totally sapped my enjoyment of it. It is a fun show! Just not as fun as I’d hoped. The second to last episode of season 2 promises to be as awkward as ever. Last week Zoe reaffirmed her love/like/obsession of George. George was not pleased. Let’s see where this goes!
In an attempt to erase George’s mind of her pretty pitiful and badly timed profession of love, Zoe shows up at the house boat with vodka, coffee liqueur, and soda water. According to Zoe the internet claims this combination of mixers can delete any newly formed memories. Uh huh. Isn’t that the case with all alcohol if you drink enough? and Zoe why not just erase your own memory? You’re the embarrassed one, but if you don’t want to remember throwing yourself at lame-o George yet again, why not take a seat in your own house and drink that stuff by yourself? Orrrrrr start online dating!
Zoe’s outfit:
Nissa Jewelry Arrowhead Necklace
Bleulab Detour Legging in Granite
Her shirt is by Rachel Zoe but this Rachel Zoe Silk Sabrina Top is the same fabric
Looks like the Rammer Jammer needs some Mike Holmes inspection. It is an old building and it is falling apart. Wade and Lemon might be screwed. At least the contractor/inspector dude seems nice enough and maybe even was sorta flirting with Lemon. It was not super obvious flirting, but knowing Lemon she’s totally might take this too far and propose to this guy by the end of the episode.
Lemon’s outfit:
Equipment Daddy Printed Silk Tie-Front Blouse
Tansy is like “wtf Zoe said she still have feelings for you? dammit George this is all your fault!” End Scene.
Brick tells Lemon and Magnolia that he and Shelby are engaged. The girls don’t react at all, but oops Brick lets it slip that he was just in the hospital for a brain possible-tumor. Everybody flips out. Classic Breeland family sit down right here.
Wanda encourages Tansy to find out of if she and George are meant to be together for sure by using science! errr I mean astrology! Tansy runs off to compare her and George’s star charts. Turns out George and Tansy have excellent star chart compatibility!
Zoe is online dating. Rose spiffed up her boring overly long profile and now she’s getting date requests from all sorts of gentleman. Most of whom are lying their asses off in the profiles. Which is how Zoe and Meatball end up on a date that coincides with the ceiling of the Rammer Jammer caving in again.
Haha Annabeth and Lavon get punched in the face by a nasty nasty smell. Seriously best reaction ever guys. Looks like Mayor Gainey of Fillmore (Bluebell’s rival neighbor) built a landfill right up on the Bluebell border, complete with goats and heaps of rotting trash. This is going to get silly.
Magnolia got a nose piercing to teach Brick a lesson about making decisions without looping in the rest of the fam. Shelby thinks these girls are out of control and get away with murder…more or less. Mama Shelby wants a say.
Zoe gets tricked into a date with Rob Huebel, the urinal cake guy from “I Love You Man” and a ton of random TV comedies, by Rose and her bf Max. Things go well until Rob, who is Max’s dad, has to leave to go chaperon the prom. Uh oh George and Tansy are also chaperoning the prom. What a coincidence!
Lavon drops some garbage off on Mayor Gainey’s front porch. A pissing contest ensues, much to the displeasure of Annabeth and Mrs. Gainey.
Whoops George gave Tansy the wrong time of day for his birth, her charts are all wrong! They head off to prom not on good terms while Zoe gets teased by Wade about throwing herself at George. This convinces Zoe that she needs to go find Rob Huebel, so she too is off to prom!
Turns out Rob Huebel is not into Zoe, she’s too much drama. Tansy, now drunk on the punch Magnolia spiked, confronts Zoe for being the homewrecker she is. Tansy is tired of Zoe apologizing and tired of being OK with Zoe’s meddling. This leads to Zoe getting kicked out of a high school prom for being too damn emo.
Zoe’s outfit:
Yves Saint Laurent Strapless Silk-Satin Dress is (sold out)
Christian Louboutin Lady Max Spike T-Strap Sandal is (sold out)
Diane von Furstenberg Limited Edition Sun Circle Clutch is (sold out)
Annabeth and Mrs. Gainey meet incognito in sunglasses and big old lady hats to parlay about the Bluebell-Fillmore conflict.
Tansy does not believe that George is not over Zoe even if he thinks he is. She asks George to leave Bluebell behind and get the heck away from Zoe. Leave Bluebell?? And all his friends? Doubtful.
Lavon bails out Lemon and Wade and pays for a bunch of townspeople to fix up the Rammer Jammer. Annabeth swings by to tell Lavon she swindled Mrs. Gainey into getting rid of the dump and giving up nothing in return. George shows up looking like crap and just wants to hit something with a hammer. I guess he told Tansy no…
Zoe also feels like crap, and asks Wade to make her “feel better.” Classy. History is repeating itself! Nice work CW I think we’re going to end this season the same place we ended last season.
