The season finale of Hart of Dixie didn’t really feel like a season finale until the last few minutes, and even then it did not end where I expected. You’ll see. But as I mentioned last week I’m saying goodbye to Hart of Dixie recaps, as well as Pretty Little Liars recaps. I’ll still watch the show but this is the last of them. Thank you for reading and I hope you enjoy all the slackjaw opened-mouthed screencaps in this recap. Cheers to your favorite Zoe coupling – Zeorge, Zade, Zonah!
The season finale of Hart of Dixie opens up to Zoe screaming. Yes Doc, you slept with Wade. Again. And hey there is George, walking in on you, again. Ooooooops. Small towns suck for people with no self control.
Wade is floating around Lavon’s kitchen as giddy as a school girl at a One Direction concert. Um was it the sex or does Wade think he’s got a shot at getting back together with Zoe? Because Zoe bursts into the kitchen already in full-on defensive spazz mode.
Magnolia tries to butter up Lemon to give the ok so she can go to a Gloriana concert in Birmingham. Lemon says no, Magnolia insults Lemon’s Hilary-esque jacket and peaces out. Lemon sits down to meet with the Belles who lay into her for being more into her duties as proprietor of the Rammer Jammer than President of the Belles, who want an interim leader to fill in for Lemon. Annabeth quickly rejects her nomination but Cricket, who apparently is suicidal, decides to take Lemon’s job. Lemon, out to re-impress the Belles, opens her big mouth and claims that Gloriana will be playing at the Rammer Jammer this coming saturday. Ummm good luck with that Lemon.
Zoe finds out that Tansy has left Bluebell for good because of Zoe’s declaration of love to George. Zoe finds George drinking his pain away. After a long speech George tells Zoe that he believes she has feelings for Wade that are real, and that the George-Zoe fantasy is just that, fantasy.
Mayor Gainey drops by to give Lavon a giant cookie and to ask him to reconsider letting Fillmore have a mall. Gainey hints that he’s kidnapped Lavon’s gator Burt Reynolds, who Lavon hasn’t seen in a few weeks. Lavon decides to form a posse to go infiltrate Fillmore. Zoe bursts in to talk about her love triangle. Lavon suggests gettin the heck out of town for a bit. Annabeth questions why Zoe turned to Wade for “comfort” in the first place.
Karl Winslow shoves a microphone in George’s face asking about Tansy leaving town and if the time has come for Zeorge to reveal themselves. Wade overhears all this and runs off to find Zoe pounding delicious looking glazed donuts. He offers her some beer and a chance at afternoon playtime. She kicks him out and starts packing for New York.
Crazy lady sitting next to Zoe on the plane wants her whole life story. “You’re single? I’m a compulsive gambler with a foot odor problem and I’ve been married for 12 years, and YOU’RE single?” Sad Zoe is reading “the ‘Single Girls’ Guide to Big Weddings,” but oh look Jonah is on this plane too and together they save some guy. Hmmmmm.
Lavon’s posse is probably crazier than plane lady, but way less creepy. The highlights of the suggested plans is Meatball basically ripping off the plot of Argo and Wanda getting confused and suggesting they put on a Peter Pan play with Mayor Gainey as Captain Hook and Burt Reynolds as the gator that eats Hook’s hand. Instead they end up going with an Ocean’s 11 inspired rip off that has no chance of going well.
Lemon and Wade are driving to Birmingham to book Gloriana for a show that is only a few days away, and somehow they end up talking about Zoe. Ok not somehow, they end up talking about Zoe because Lemon is nuts but apparently can read Wade’s mind. He literally says nothing and she gets the full story based on facial twitches and ESP.
Lavon’s heist goes well-ish. They find Burt Reynolds, but watch out! Burt has a girlfriend. A very protective girlfriend who is not going to let Burt go without taking a few limbs with her. Thankfully, Annabeth rescues Lavon and his posse of numbskulls, and they make their getaway with Burt Reynolds.
The mid-flight doctoring forced Zoe’s flight into an emergency landing. Cricket makes the mistake of saying this on speakerphone to Lemon who is still in the car with Wade. Wade had just realized, thanks to Lemon, how good being with Zoe was for him and decides to blow off Gloriana. He takes a crazy full speed u-turn and speeds off to meet Zoe. Lemon put her foot in her mouth and now Wade is going to leave her high and dry to chase down Dr. Hart.
George and Lily Ann Lonergan are getting wasted and writing song lyrics at the Rammer Jammer. Lily Ann throws George up on stage. Musical interlude. Booooo. Lily Ann asks George to be a backup singer for her band and go on tour. He says yes. Looks like everybody is going on vacation.
Wade and Lemon, who once again had to stop their road trip so Lemon could pee, somehow get lucky and find Zoe and Jonah. This gives Wade his chance to profess his love to Zoe. And to apologize for being an ass and cheating on her. Against a pretty backdrop of horses grazing, Wade makes Zoe tear up and say “wow.” She asks for time and distance, which works out because she’s decided to spend the summer in NYC.
Somehow Gloriana is at the Rammer Jammer. Apparently thanks to Lemon’s persistent pestering of their manager. I guess nagging can work out from time to time. Cue season ending musical interlude featuring Annabeth and Lavon dancing while a jealous but happy Lemon watches, Zoe dressed up in a cute black dress walking into a wedding reception in New York and being that awkward single girl that only exists in tv, and George packing up his truck to go on tour. Oh look once again Jonah has crashed Zoe’s party. She’s not alone afterall. In Season 3 Hart of Dixie’s love triangle may get upgraded to a love square!
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